Blakboyworld:Joke Of The Day:- “Recession No Good O, See What Happened To This Man, You Will Laugh & Faint

I was eating Amala and enjoying my drink around 4pm, a man entered the restaurant with a brief case. I guess he was a big politician bcos his dressing and pot belly portrays it.

He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying. The woman knelt down and told him that her children and herself want to die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened the brief case and gave dis woman N500,000. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness.

I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that he needed money to establish his bizness. This man brought out N10,000,000 (Ten Million Naira Cheque) and he gave this man.

This time, I started murmuring and practicing on the lie I would blow to have my own national cake. I started crying and went to the man. Immediately I knelt down, I heard “Cut!! Cut!! Cut!!”. I turned and saw the director of the movie. He laughed and said “oh boy na movie we dey shoot here” oo

Hahahahahah shame wan kill me. Chaii!!

Economy recession no go kill person lol. …😷😷

Arsenal OR PSG Which Team Is More Useless? [Drop Your Opinion]

TheUEFA Champions league round of 16 has been full of ups and downs for all participating teams.

Arsenal played Bayern Munich again this season and was beaten blue-black both home and away. The Gunners lost to Bayern in the first leg with score line ending 4-1 in favour of the German Bundesliga team.

The second leg went down on tuesday night at the Emirate stadium where the Arsene Wenger boys looked very sharp in attack in the first half which ended 1-0 in favour of the Arsenal team. But Bayern Munich bounced back again with rains of goals after Captain Laurent Koscielny was awarded red card over a rough tackle on Lewandoski in the 18 yard box.

The match ended 5-1 leaving Arsenal and their fans in state of “sorry try again next season”!

Despite the exciting first leg performance at home, PSG was knocked out of the Champions league by almighty Barcelona in the second leg.

PSG won 4-0 at home in the first leg and carelessly lost at Camp Nou yesterday in a disappointing second leg match which ended 6-1 in favour of invincible Barcelona team.

No doubt, Arsenal and PSG are the most prominent losers in the champions league round of 16.

Judging from the performance of Arsenal who got beaten mercilessy both home and away by a team they’ve been playing for more than two seasons now and PSG who cheaply dashed out a big hope of getting through to the quarter-finals of the competition.
Which Team is The Most UUseless?

psg loss 6-1 to Barcelona at camp nou

Paris Saint-Germain Manager, Unai Emery admitted his team “lost everything” after referee decisions went against them as they threw away 4-0 first-leg lead over Barcelona in a 6-1 second-leg humiliation at the Camp Nou in the Champions League round of 16.

Barcelona were 2-0 up at half-time through a Luis Suarez strike and a Layvin Kurzawa own goal, and Lionel Messi added Barca’s third early in the second half from the penalty spot to boost moral of the home side.

Edinson Cavani pulled one back at 62 minute to keep the hope of advancing to the quarter finals alive for the French giants but a Neymar free kick and penalty minutes apart set the stage for Sergi Roberto’s miraculous 95th minute goal to complete the rally and sent the Catalans through to the next stage.

Emery said after the match, “When we analyse it, it is true that we have missed a major opportunity. The first half was our fault and we didn’t manage to press or do things with the ball. We defended very deep and they had more chances to score. We made mistakes for the two first-half goals.

“We were calmer in the second half and better positioned. We improved and had a chance for 3-2. The refereeing decisions went against us and we lost everything in the closing minutes. Barcelona are capable of doing that. It was all or nothing for them in the final minutes.